| Avon Calling |
(2F, 1M) Lloyd is so engrossed in a football game on TV that he doesn't realize his 89-year-old mother will be registering to vote for the first time in her life. |
| Booking |
(2F, 5 pages) Trudy isn't just shopping for a book - she's shopping for man and she's quite sure she's found the one until Robin shares some inside information. |
Bort, the Hideous
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(3M, 4 pages) A stranger visits a sideshow and reveals a secret that changes everything for Bort, the Hideous. |
| Bully, Bully |
(1F, 2M, 6 pages) A prison guard shares his assumptions about a violent inmate with a female visitor who knew the inmate as a child.
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Center of the Known Universe
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(10, any combination) Pluto is aggravated about being declassified as a planet and argues fiercely at the annual meeting of celestial beings. |
| Cody & The 200 Million Years |
(2M, 4 pages) Cody is convinced he's turning into a turtle, but his father isn't buying it.
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| A Dance Lesson |
(2F, 1 page) The mother of the bride needs a dance lesson now, but she doesn't like the looks of the only instructor in the studio.
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| Don't Call Me Loretta |
(1F, 1M, 5 pages) When a customer arrives just before closing hoping for something that tastes good, a waitress decides to hold nothing back.
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| Double Entrée |
(2F, 1 page) Gigi's conversation with server Lulu at DeeDee's Diner is full of double words from couscous to pawpaw and more.
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| Felix |
(1F, 1M, 4 pages) Amber announces she's leaving Michael - for a cat named Felix. |
| The First Anniversary Gift |
(1F, 1M, 7 pages) Don and Sheri have very different ideas about an appropriate first anniversary gift. |
| Flannigan's Flannel Shirts & Hardware Store |
(1F, 1M) Insults are tossed back and forth from the moment a fiesty 70-year-old woman enters a hardware store in town, requesting a black hole. |
| Halloween Treats |
(1F, 1M, 6 pages) Darlene has been bitten by the Healthy Food Bug and the results are not pretty as she and Charlie greet trick-or-treaters. |
| Hat Check |
(1F, 1M, 7 pages) Giant hats worn by ladies on Derby Day can lead to identity theft. |
| I'm Grown Up |
(2F) Two eleven-year-olds have wildly different ideas about what it means to be grown up. |
| In Ancient Egypt |
(1F, 1M, 5 pages) Jonathan seems to be losing his wife to a harp. |
| In the Pumpkin Patch |
(1F, 1M, 5 pages) An artist and a woman who pretends to be a witch fight over the perfect pumpkin. |
| It's So Me, Mom! |
(2F, 5 pages) A mother and daughter disagree about proper prom attire. |
| The Jar |
(1F, 2M, 5 pages) Death of a family member triggers memories and a fight over a jar full of something quite strange. |
| Junky Jeff's Antique Emporium |
(1F, 2M, 5 pages) Barbara wants hobnail plates, Fred wants a diver's helmet, and Tom wants a sale - and a little respect. |
| Le Petit Café de Fleurs |
(1F, 1M, 1 page) A haughty waiter has words with a diner who objects to the flower in her salad. |
| The Librarian |
(1F, 1M, 5 pages) In this R-rated play, it's 100 years from now, and a staid librarian is anything but helpful when a researcher asks for material on sex and death, both of which are now illegal. |
| Mindfulness: A Tragedy in Five Minutes |
(2F, 1M) Minutes before Angie and Beck land in Dublin, she tells him it's over and he's on his own. |
| Most Wanted Santa |
(2F, 1M, 7 pages) The naughty one in this R-rated play is Santa, not the girl who thinks he smells funny. |
| My Second Toes |
(2F, 3 pages) A woman sleeping near an outdoor fountain and a fashionista nearly come to blows over a pair of hip waders. |
| Papaya Sling |
(1F, 2M, 6 pages) A singles bar where, no surprise, singles check out one another, but there's a twist here, and it's not in the lady's drink. |
| The Petition |
(1F, 2M, 47 pages) Bertram and Matilda seek assistance from the Monster Arbitrator but the results are not what they anticipated. |
| Pig-a-Boo Appetizers |
(1F, 1M, 3 pages) The man from the singles ad is late, the waiter is irritating, but surprises are in store for both of them. |
| Seedlings |
(1F, 2M) A college romance ends as the couple argues over a seedling, gold, and rodents. A French motorcyclist saves the day. |
| Shakespeare & Thee |
(1F, 1M, 1- and 3-page versions) She knows it wasn't meant to be when he asks what Shakespeare's last name is. |
| Show Me Your Left Hand |
(1F, 1M, 1- and 4-page versions) Both are looking for love, but in the speediest possible way. |
| Terminal L |
(2F, 2M) Five people with names or missions that sound like Limbo end up in a place none of them planned to be - and they don't get along very well. |
| Tex's Great Uncle Ernest |
(1F, 1M, 3 pages) Tina objects to John wearing cowboy attire to a funeral. |
| The Vacation |
(1F, 1M, 2 pages) She's not nearly ready for a vacation she impulsively scheduled, but he's cool, calm, and collected. |
| Where's Peter Cottontail? |
(2F, 5 pages) A young girl who can't locate the Easter bunny makes a deal with her teenage sister. |
| Your Lucky Day |
(1F, 1M) A clever nonagenarian spars with - but ultimately befriends - a telephone solicitor. |
